The Sorority Prodigy came up for a visit when The Guitar Hero came up and I convinced her to stay for a few days to hang out with me and The Social Chair. This is great all around since The Social Chair loves her too... which means I have twice the amount of pull from The Rush Board, not to mention the whole fun in three girls hanging out.
Tonight we went to a house party thrown by The Flirt from The Charter House... his parents were conveniently out of town. The Flirt is as his name describes him to be... he's a decently nice guy but definitely the ladies' man. He's been trying to hook up with me since freshman year when we lived in the same dorm and used to watch House, M.D. together since we're both pre-med. We almost hooked up on Valentine's Day of that year and ever since then he's decided to pull a Dr. Chase and text me every 14th of the month to ask me out. Without fail. Apparently not as dedicated as Chase asking Cameron out every Tuesday... but it amazes me that he hasn't forgotten a 14th yet. Still... I think he's too immature for me with his erratic dating patterns.
But the party was still fun. Met some more of the guys from The Charter House who apparently all think I'm amazing ever since their Jello Fight Night. The Flirt ended up organizing a Beer Pong tournament and he insisted that we be paired up for the whole of it... I wasn't sure if it was because he admires my aim or because he wanted to get into my pants since he kept sticking the ball in my face and telling me to lick it for luck. We ended up losing to The Social Chair and The Swimmer from The Charter House but it was okay because they ended up disappearing after the tournament and I just saw them asleep downstairs on a couch.
The Sorority Prodigy similarly had fun with The Prep. I imagine her mother would approve of him in terms of his family and whatnot seeing as his mother is also a member of the DAR apparently. I can also see The Guitar Hero not being happy with me if he ever finds out about tonight because not only are there decently hot guys from his rival house hitting on me, they're also hitting on his biological little sister. I don't think anything too graphic went down seeing as they were downstairs by the bar for most of the night.
Which, of course, left me and The Flirt... although not right away since I got into a huge debate with The Football Player about the whole Brett Favre leaving Green Bay bit, which then got a bunch of guys arguing on both of our sides. But he eventually got a keg rolled our way and the guys all decided that I just HAD to do a kegstand... which I did... but then I decided I wanted a drink of water and he decided to follow along. He then tried the whole "all the blood's rushed to your head from the kegstand, let's go outside so you can cool off," which I impatiently brushed off with an "I'm fine" but then he asked me to keep him company while he cooled off. Obviously he wanted to get me outside and away from everyone, but I'm a big girl so I just gave in and went with him. We walked to a park by his house and he insisted on pushing me on the swings. He was probably going for that big "romantic" moment in every good chick flick where the guy wins over the girl... and given his drunken state, it was not a bad execution... except that the girl is in a relationship already. To his credit, he didn't try to make a physical move... but he did dig at The Guitar Hero and The Mansion and asked me if I was ever going to say yes to a date. I told him that I would go on a date with him if he ever grew up and stopped being such a flirt. I figure that he was too drunk to remember that... plus he'll never stop being a flirt so either way I'm safe.
I don't think I'll tell The Guitar Hero about tonight... mostly because I think he'll make it more dramatic than it was or needs to be. He gets a little jealous whenever he sees other guys hitting on me, which is a little irritating since well duh, I'm in a sorority and I'm hot and not an idiot to boot... what do you expect? Of course guys are going to hit on me.
I'm still here at The Flirt's house. The Social Chair and The Sorority Prodigy didn't want to leave just yet seeing as they were both curled up with their respective boys and I didn't feel like driving after drinking so much. The Flirt wanted me to sleep with him in his bed (surprise, surprise) but he was pretty drunk by the end of the night so I put him in bed and said I was going to the bathroom and he was out by the time I turned off the light so I'm in their den using the computer. Sometimes I think that dating The Flirt would be fun since he's way more into sports than The Guitar Hero is which works for me since I grew up with two brothers and a dad who were crazy about sports. And sometimes The Guitar Hero gets a little worked up about stupid drama that happens like the whole thing with The Wine Heir which then he shuts himself away and writes songs on his guitar. But all in all, our relationship works and it's fine for now.
I think I might go out for coffee and bagels in a bit... no point in going to sleep now.
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