Thursday, September 25, 2008

The First Test

So the new babies were subjected to their very first test due tonight. We had an interesting mix of results.

Their first task was to get something from a fraternity man - a completely easy assignment. The Pledge Mom made it really simple too... my pledge year, we had to retrieve an item of clothing or something else extremely personal which clearly identified from whom it was taken. This year, it was literally anything. Of course, the members who brought the most interesting item are the ones who garner the most attention.

The Pageant Queen pledge brought in her boyfriend's fraternity pin... I'm guessing she'll be pinned soon which would be fun. I could do with a pinning ceremony or two this semester. It wasn't the most interesting object but it was appropriately sororitaaaay.

The Sorority Prodigy managed to get The Swimmer from Charter House's Speedo. I am so proud of her. That was like the best thing ever when she pulled it out. Apparently she went over and coerced The Prep to talk to The Swimmer and convince him to let her have it for the night.

Some other objects that were brought in were car keys, a credit card, a pair of boxers, etc.

Similarly, the pledges over at The Charter House were sent on a mission to get pieces of lingerie from sorority women. They already got their little bros and The Flirt's little bro came and found me and since he's a first year turned bright red and mumbled that The Flirt told him to get something of mine or else there would be punishment. What a cocky bastard... sending his poor little bro to get a piece of lingerie from me? Can't even be a man and come get it on his own. Whatever, not like The Flirt would get whatever I gave his little bro, so I picked out a silky red thong and sent him on his way. He was decently cute too... I should insinuate that to The Flirt sometime for payback.

This weekend should be fun though... lots of parties.

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