Friday, March 14, 2008

It's not juicy if it's not on Juicy Campus

It's been quiet lately on The Row. A bunch of frats got nailed one night when the cops decided to crack down on parties. It's been a dry last couple of weeks.

Plus date party is more of a classed up event... well for all the normal people, there isn't drunken craziness as much as during invitationals. Some people do though... which leads to amusing stories the next morning... and with the advent of juicycampus.com, interesting tales that are spun out of proportion through the online community.

Sororobrats are such bitches. They make up shit on juicycampus which is retarded because normal, sane people don't believe any of that shit. Haha and my favorites are the gems that are like "Daryl from The Cave is a sex GOD"... because likely, "Daryl" posted that shit himself.

That site is amusing as long as you aren't named out on it... which thus far, while there have been allusions to me, there haven't been any actual posts. And then there was a post about The Stripper in The Slut House... everyone knew that she was a stripper as a night job, but apparently someone posted it on juicycampus and now it's everywhere. Apparently her professors found out and called her in to "have a talk". Which sucks. But apparently business has really picked up for her so good for her? She's actually really nice, I've met her a couple of times at parties. She doesn't even really come across as a stripper, but hey... way to pay for school. I've always thought about coyote uglying it myself. Who knows? Maybe I'll be the next phenom on juicycampus.

In the meantime, there's St. Paddy's Day drinking to be concerned with.

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